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quotes from I-can't-remember-who Wake up and smell the decade. - unknown That's a whole other After School Special. - unknown comedian Chateau Bubba - the wine for sophisticated rednecks. - unknown True adventure has no guidebook. - unknown Grab 'em by the belt and their hearts and minds will follow. - unknown None of us gets out of here alive. - unknown (paraphrased by Oprah) The harder the fall, the harder the fall. - unknown (perhaps Mr. Obvious?) Fear not tomorrow, God is already there. - unknown At age 16, we have the face nature gave us; at 70, we have the face we have given ourselves. - unknown Do unto others before they do unto you. - NYC motto, summer 1991 Size is a matter of opinion. - unknown I'm going to chase you til you catch me. - unknown For evil to triumph, good men must do nothing. - unknown Life is like a dog sled team; if you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - unknown Scott me up, Beamie. - Land of the Lounge Lizards computer game Maturity is overrated. - unknown Style isn't a display of wealth, but of imagination. - unknown (Martha Stewart?) Are you a Christian or do you party? - asked of me by some strange guy in college You can't get horse manure out of polyester. - unknown (movie?) Some people march to a different drummer, and some people polka. - L.A. Times Syndicate Far away is only far away if you don't go there. - unknown A drunk man speaks a sober man's mind. - unknown Guy=Dead Flowers - unknown A goal is a dream with a deadline. - unknown This is a Kodak moment. - unknown Competition is a weed in the garden of love. - unknown You don't have to eat shit to know that it tastes bad. - unknown Too much self-love makes you jealous of the people that envy you. - unknown When you come on something good, first thing to do is share it with whoever you can find. - unknown Life is a series of once-in-a-lifetime opportunities. - unknown Segues are my life. - unknown Sunlight harbors our necessities - air, water, food. But moonlight and starlight are extras. - unknown I believe in cowboys. - unknown Sometimes it's better to have someone than no one even if the someone IS no one. - unknown Just as soon as you brag about something, it becomes unworthy of bragging. - unknown Blow the man down. - punchline to a forgotten joke Buzzard Roost Creek Your body language is music to my ears. - unknown country song Life begins when you start minding your own business. - unknown My beak is chilled. - unknown I need to replace my unit. - unknown Nerd on a Bull. - misread painting title in the lobby of a hotel in Charlotte NC You're not Bubba. - somewhere in Atlanta Frozen pudding pop of passion. - unknown I look like a lampshade. - unknown A man who straddles the fence gets a sore crotch. - unknown Follow your dreams. That's the way to your heart. - unknown It ain't over, it's just over HERE. - unknown ...stuck in emotional mud. - unknown Friends with potential. - unknown ...crippled with privalege. - unknown If you get up one more time than you fall, you will make it through. - unknown It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - unknown Judge each day, not by the harvest, but by the seeds you plant. - unknown You have three names; the name you inherit, the name your parents gave you, and the name you make for yourself. - unknown Create a life you love to look at. - unknown Your work is a portrait of yourself. - unknown The vegetation's too fast... - unknown Ham grenades. - unknown I know I was rich in a previous life because I'm still spending money like I have it. - unknown Attitude is the mind's paintbrush. It can color any situation. - poster on the wall of a math classroom at Pike High School About the only thing you can do on a shoestring these days is trip. - unknown It's like calling Rand McNally for directions. - unknown If a woman doesn't get the man she wants, God help the man she gets. - old Vaudeville joke No topic is closed to an open mind. - unknown Statistics show a lot of injuries are jubilation related. - radio commercial It's a low-motivation Monday. - unknown I ain't no sad-eyed puppy. - someone somewhere Retention knobs are an option and must be ordered separately. - industrial supply catalog Who needs whips and chains? I've got a good vocabulary. - unknown I call you Casper because I see right through you. - unknown Nobody's born homophobic. I think it's a choice. They could change if they wanted. - overheard online I am the center of my universe. Everyone else is either a star, a blackhole, or an insignificant speck of useless matter. - somewhere online San Francisco: Surrounded by water, protected by dykes, serviced by ferries. - online The best thing about having Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on. - on AOL It's always wise not to look back too closely on what one says to rock stars. - "Lynx" in Def Leppard chat 8.13.95 They grow 'em big and dumb in Texas. - "Def MD" in Def Leppard chat 8.13.95 The road is just a place where you don't have rocks. - someone talking about Nevada Trotty's on the piano. - Trotty Heck Trio playing at Rick's Cafe American 12.8.95 They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. - radio 2.26.96 How far under the trailer park did we have to dig? - unknown I'm home, take me drunk. - unknown ...psychogenic fugue... - someone online This is the no-weirdo channel. - online The real people have profiles, the imaginary computer-generated people don't. - on AOL in 1995 Been there, done that, had him. - online in 1995 Give your feline quiet-tude with Kitty Lewds. - unknown I have pickles in my hair. - line from a Dwight Yoakam song as told by Barb 7.10.96 Dig deep. You could uncover a fortune. - online ad The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. - unknown poet Throw a rock through the window of your mind. - radio commercial Your rules don't apply here. - online ad for Obsidian They say full speed ahead, damn the torpedos. You want to make sure you're not running into a destroyer. - unknown Moon Over My Hammy - a dish at Denny's 11.7.99 That was the most beautifully directed beheading I've ever seen. - unknown about the movie Anna and the King I need arms. Everybody's gotta have arms. - Mac Boot Camp at IDG Books 1.24.00 I don't have a lifestyle, I have a life. - line from a poem on Queer writers list I fear fate worse than sinking. - radio communication on the disappearance of the Cyclops I'm not a democrat. I'm a Canadian. - in a chat room online Its themes of existential alienation and paranoia have often been read as signs of postwar malaise and Cold War anxiete. - online notes about Film Noir Rug Burns in Paris - fake porn movie title spinning port holes - washing machines Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic. - mentioned at the bottom of a forwarded email Windows 98: A 32 bit graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system that was originally coded on a 4 bit processor. Currently published by a 2 bit company that cannot stand 1 bit of competition. - written on a piece of scrap paper When your expectations keep running into unyielding obstacles, embrace detour. - credited to the name "Adam" Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - unknown I am having an out of money experience. - unknown A day without sunshine is like night. - unknown Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the police are German, and it's all organized by the Italians. - anonymous from the Devil's Dictionary website No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. - at the end of an email Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have at the dinner table. - in a forwarded email A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. - in an email 4.30.03 When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt. - in an email 1.24.04 You can make dust or eat dust. - country music quote Unhappiness is no excuse for misery. - from an online story Heaven is under our feet and not just over our heads. - unknown How many dead heads do you think woke up in microbuses and said, "Whoa! What do we do now?" - unknown on the death of Jerry Garcia I bet there are traffic jams all over the U.S. cause they have no direction now. - unknown on Dead Heads after the death of Jerry Garcia The skill of baseball, the agility and athleticism of basketball, the power and strength of football — and played on a slippery surface. - unknown about hockey It's all fun and games until someone opens a portal into Hell. - from a font website People can be divided into three groups: Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - unknown I am having an out of money experience. - unknown A day without sunshine is like night. - unknown Drugs lead nowhere, but it's the scenic route. - on a t-shirt at Zazzle.com A procrastinator's work is never done. - email newsletter There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." - unknown I have not yet begun to shop. - unknown I could show you in a word if I wanted to. - song lyric America offers freedom of religion, but hardly freedom FROM it. - unknown If you have any poo, fling it now. - unknown
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