quotes from movies

Don't torture yourself. That's my job. - Morticia Addams of The Adams Family

The witch hit me with a toaster.- Scrooged

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Dream a Little Dream

If you live in fear, you don't live at all. - Corey Feldman in License to Drive

Which word did you not understand? "Uh" or "uh?" - Corey Feldman in Dream a Little Dream

I wish there were two of you, so I could tell the friend about the one I love. - Broadcast News

Open the pod bay doors, Dave. - 2001-A Space Odyssey

He's got too many birds on his antennae. - The Hard Way

Let's get on the same page here. - The Hard Way

Gravity's a bitch! - Cliffhanger

Do the world a favor. Pull your lip up over your head and swallow. - Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men

Certainty is bullshit. Everyone's just hoping. - Crazy People

Do not attempt to grow a brain! - Dennis Hopper in Speed

Most men taste better with barbeque sauce. - Fried Green Tomatoes

The road to love is a one-way street and sex ain't nothing but a road block. - Thing Called Love

You don't have to take my picture. I'll go home and sit on your dresser. - Snowman in Smokey and the Bandit II

When your ship comes in, make sure you're not at the airport. - Ladybugs

That would fall into the "No Shit" category. - Mary Steenburgen in Powder

That's no ordinary albino. - Powder

That wasn't flying. That was falling with style. - Woody in Toy Story

Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing. - The Santa Clause

Do you ever wish you could freezeframe a moment of your day and say, "This is not my life?" - Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire

Jump right into my nightmare, the water is warm. - Tom Cruise in Jerry McGuire

You can't really dust for vomit. - Nigel Tufnel in This is Spinal Tap

Pigs is pigs and dogs is dogs. - cow in Babe

It's a dog-eat-dog world and their's not enough dog to go around. - monkey in Babe

Someone tell the fat lady she's on in five. - Riddler in Batman Forever

I'm going to just sit down and wait for the locusts to come. - Ben Affleck in Force of Nature

...the dream of someone else. - You've Got Mail

I love everybody. You're next! - Runaway Bride

Hey Winston, peddle faster! - Brenden Frasier in The Mummy

It's very hard to kill Germans with a frozen butt. - Ethan Hawke in A Midnight Clear

Who cares if you can change a fuse if the wires aren't connected in your head? - late night movie 1.31.01

Journalism is literature in a hurry. - Richard Gere in Runaway Bride

They're rats with a good reputation. - regarding chickens, Sean Astin movie

You said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar!" - Owen Wilson in Shanghai Noon

Somebody ought to tell him his ambition is showing. - Creature from the Black Lagoon, 1954

You'll know me. I'll be dressed like a lawyer. - lawyer to Cary Grant in The Bachelor & the Bobby Soxer, 1947

Spit's all that's holding me together now, too. - Them, 1954

Don't wet the paper just yet. - Cats & Dogs

Wear the crown. Be the crown. You are the crown. - Michael Caine in Miss Congeniality

Well, fuck my ozone. - Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene

Bailiff!! Valium!! - one of the Airplane movies

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes. - William Shatner in one of the Airplane movies

We've all got our levers, lights and knobs to deal with. - William Shatner in one of the Airplane movies

Shut up! One shit at a time! - Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit

He-ing and she-ing. - Jerry Reed in Smokey and the Bandit

Don't be such a guppy. - The Little Mermaid

If we think fast, we just might live to lie about it. - Spaced Invaders

But I'm a poet. - Doc in Young Guns

I'll make ya famous! - Billy the Kid in Young Guns

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one. - Clint Eastwood in The Dead Pool

I'm just a baby duck. - Ducky in Land Before Time

I think you underestimate the convenience of a pocket. - Will Smith in Wild Wild West

I can't reject you; you're too fast for me. - Helen Hunt in Pay It Forward

This is my house and I have rules about snakes and dismemberment. - Brendan Frasier in The Mummy Returns

There is nothing as strong as the heart of a volunteer. - Pearl Harbor

Shall we go out and claim the planet in the name of Brooklyn? - The Angry Red Planet

Let your enemies know where you are, then don't be there. - Chris Rock in Dogma

A man's capacity is usually relative to his goal. - John Wayne in The Sea Chase

Company doctors are like ships doctors, they're usually one shuttle flight away from a malpractice suit. - Sean Connery movie

Good manners are no excuse for criminal behavior. - movie Bandits

It's not brave if you're not scared. - Ben Affleck in Bounce

Hate is baggage! - movie American History X

Spawned in bilge water. - The Day the World Ended

This planet is impaled on a roasting spit. - submarine movie (I'll think of the name later!)

Have an exit plan. - Session 9

This has fiasco written all over it. - Snowbell in Stuart Little 2

Things sure have changed since we got kicked out of high school. - Joey Ramone in Rock and Roll High School

It's very important to transcend the places that hold us. - Denzel Washington in The Hurricane

There's something very Canadian about this place. - Ashton Kutcher in Dude Where's My Car

I'm a message. - Viggo Mortensen in The Indian Runner

Sometimes Goliath kicks the shit out of David. - Win A Date with Tad Hamilton

You have a freak flag. You just don't fly it. - movie with Sarah Jessica Parker