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quotes from friends, family & me I don't know. I'm a security guard. I just sleep here. - Greg "Boz" Bostic 10.19.88 The present lasts only a second, but the past lasts a lifetime. - Krysteria 12.12.89 I fucked your brains out. Now you're stupid. - Diana Walters 12.31.89 YOU is a variable. - Chris Hancock 1990 Looking through the windows of your life. - Krysteria 2.6.90 It's not a matter of being mature. It's a matter of not being juvenile. - Krysteria 8.5.90 Possessions are trinkets of life. - Krysteria 9.8.90 Everything that happens is a repeat of something that happened to someone else. - Krysteria 9.8.90 You can't have everything, but you CAN have anything. - Kevin George 9.20.90 Ack! We're all just hairballs in the drain of life. - Lisa Tignor 10.9.90 Possessions are not what one has to show of a life spent. They are mere symbols of it. Achievements are what one has to show for life. - Krysteria 1.19.91 Defense is the best offense. - Krysteria 1.29.91 I'm hanging on a line between hope and heartbreak, and you're walking around with scissors. - Tracie Jarvis Be good. Be good at it. At least get paid for it. - Steve Whittaker Life is getting excited over fucking nothing. - Angelo Crespo 8.5.91 Shit on the natives. - Angelo Crespo 11.21.91, referring to NYC Fuck your sleep cycle. - Angelo Crespo 11.20.91 Faxed to the ozone. - said at the Wayne County News 11.26.91 There's no typeface that's boring, it's only the way you use it. - Ed Yerkey at the Wayne County News 11.26.91 Pull the tray, Ed! - Robert Scott at the Wayne County News 11.26.91 There are two kinds of men. Assholes and assholes in love. - Krysteria Thanksgiving 1991 And then you wake up and there's a horsehead in your bed. - Robert Scott at the Wayne County News 12.6.91 If you judge my boyfriend on his hair, I'll have to judge you on your ignorance. - Krysteria 12.91 It was the invisible man and he was wearing flip flops. - Robert Scott at the Wayne County News 12.9.91 I leave crumbs in my path. - Krysteria 12.11.91 Who died and left you editor? - Krysteria 1.20.92 If you maintain constant mediocrity, you never have to out-do yourself. - Ed Yerkey at the Wayne County News Idiots are people, too. - Krysteria 2.6.92 Falling in and out of love is as easy as changing your mind. - Tracie Jarvis 2.6.92 College is a dress rehearsal for life. - Krysteria Get rid of the shelack! - Tracie Jarvis 2.21.92 Don't meet anybody like me on the road. - Ed Yerkey at the Wayne County News 3.18.92 I'm just an ordinary guy living an ordinary life, that's a little strange. - Ed Yerkey 3.19.92 I took a wrong turn and ended up in the twilight zone. - Ed Yerkey 3.19.92 Festive is like being cool, it's a state of mind. - Krysteria If it's beyond your control, it's probably beyond your comprehension. - Krysteria 4.18.92 Man is the sum of his experiences. - Ed Yerkey 4.22.92 Perfection is subjective. - Krysteria 4.23.92 Life is a neverending series of disappointments. - Krysteria 4.29.92 To hell with patience. I'm going to kill something. - Ed Yerkey 4.29.92 Salesmen are lawyers without the education. - Krysteria Do not react! - Robert Scott at the Wayne County News 5.5.92 I was born inconvenienced. - Krysteria 5.26.92 The three Ds of cheating: darkness, discretion, and denial. - Tracie Jarvis All my relationships are like Ultra-Tide. Highly concentrated. - Tracie Jarvis She's so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road. - Tracie Jarvis 1992 My bad luck doesn't restrict itself. - Ed Yerkey 8.25.92 Suck Day on planet Earth. - Krysteria Smarter than the average bear. - Tracie Jarvis 1992 Enough is enough. Too much is nasty. - Gail Napier at the Wayne County News 10.21.92 I fell here. I'm staying here. - Bill, camping out for concert tickets How many brownies did you eat? - at the Wayne County News, quoting Barney Miller The CPR babies ain't got no arms! - Tracie Jarvis Fall 1992 I'm a doormat but don't wipe your feet more than once tonight. - Tracie Jarvis There's the subtle approach, and the sledgehammer approach. - Tracie Jarvis Lust is no reason to do a man's dishes or wear an airbrushed t-shirt bearing his name. - Cathy Dove 1992 Am I perpetuating or aggravating? - Heather Mills at the Wayne County News 12.21.92 Too poor to party. - Tom George at the Wayne County News 12.21.92 Fate is our way of not taking responsibility for our own destinations. - Krysteria 3.3.93 I want a monogomous relationship without a committment. - Lisa Tignor 1993 My life is a Stevie Nicks song. - Krysteria 1993 Crap is crap no matter what posture it takes. - Lisa Tignor 6.14.93 I like it! Put a patent on it! - Sheryl Bennington 6.14.93 No voyerism here. If you're not an active participant, you must leave. - Lisa Tignor 6.18.93 Shake me! I chirp! - Sheryl Bennington 7.14.93 Sometimes you've got to wait for the second round. - Lisa Tignor 8.13.93 I have to vent! - Tracie Jarvis 8.13.93 When life gets weird, make popcorn. Krysteria 8.12.93 Life is the shits. - Krysteria 8.13.93 People should wear their resumes on their sleeves. - Krysteria 8.23.93 We've got to go to the freezer now and get the steaks. - Lisa Tignor 8.24.93 The Revelation of a Generation. Krysteria 8.24.93 Thanks, but I'm not taking anymore applications. - Krysteria 8.93, turning down a date His plaids don't match. - Krysteria 8.27.93, regarding Rick Allen of Def Leppard He touched my knee. - Krysteria 11.22.92, referring to Rick Savage & Lisa Tignor 8.27.93 referring to Phil Collen Coverdale doesn't return my calls. - Krysteria 8.27.93 Don't just point that way. Go that way. - Lisa Tignor 9.4.93 There's God, and there's Malvin. - Lisa Proctor 9.7.93, referring to the sight of Joe Elliott Promises are obligations unfulfilled. - Ed Yerkey Hurry up and get dark. - Jim Walters 9.29.93 Screw the legs on and call it an end table. - Diana Walters 10.13.93 Raised on vinyl. - Krysteria 12.93 Just pretend I'm taking a survey whenever I start asking strange questions. - Krysteria 1993 You can't reason with the little one. - Gloria Nash 1.21.94 Not my memory. - Krysteria 2.11.94 Faster than the average blonde. - Tracie Jarvis 2.22.94 You never know where a friend or lover may come from, so you're not necessarily wrong in realizing the possibilities of anyone. - Krysteria 12.11.93 The whole world looks like a rotated purple pretzel. - Rebecca at Digital Arts 4.15.94 Another publication lost in the grass. - Rebecca at Digital Arts 5.6.94 Help! I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe! - Brad at Group One 6.19.94 Oh man, you scared me to breath. - Jake Walters 6.15.94 Your brain took off for a vacation and left you behind. - Judy Rode But I'm bubbly, dammit! - Tracie Jarvis 6.12.94 Go ahead, be brilliant. - Lori Grisham at Group One 7.15.94 It sucks to be me. - Diana Walters 10.30.94 I know one thing. I ironed these pants wrong. - Melinda Ullrich at Accent 11.22.94 The degradation and devaluation of wonder and its emotional cousin-surprise. - Brian at Accent, scribbled on a piece of paper Premiere Buzz Zone! - Andy Hammond at Accent 11.23.94 Crackers of my childhood. - Krysteria 11.29.94 Things are no. - Joy Palmer at Accent 12.1.94 I'm a window. Look through me. - Andy Hammond at Accent 12.2.94 Like Jean-Luc says, "Mark it so!" - Melinda Ullrich at Accent 12.6.94 Life is 10% what you make it, 90% how you take it. - Gloria Nash, quoted from radio There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope it isn't a train. - Darrell at Accent 1.4.95 He's used to talking to people at the other end of a range. - Mike Smith at Accent 1.11.95, about someone yelling Ya gotta chose between perfect and entered. - Melinda Ullrich at Accent, on data entry I just want to help those that are a little more remedial visualize this whole thing. - Dave at Accent 1.16.95 Now, where was I before I was so rudely interrupted by myself? - Melinda Ullrich at Accent 1.17.95 I'm going to chew my leg off and get away from this trap. - Melinda Ullrich 1.18.95, referring to Accent Technical Services I bombed on the pre-Raphaelites. - Erick Trueblood at Accent 1.20.95, referring to a history test Rum makes me stupid. - Jesse Shaw at Accent 1.27.95 The sun is in a different spot in Indiana. - Melinda Ullrich at Accent 1.27.95 Did you miss the point or was that a boring story? - Gail Hunt at Accent 1.27.95 We're step-children. - Kay Hoskin at Accent 1.27.95 His aftershave was like a chemical spill. - Krysteria at Accent 1.30.95, as scribbled in my book by Melinda A polar bear trapped in a human's body. - Jesse Shaw at Accent, talking about me You should be a polar bear. - Jesse Shaw at Accent, talking about me My own private generation. - Krysteria 1.31.95 Butter my muffin. - Jesse Shaw at Accent 1.31.95 Coffeehouse conversation. - Krysteria 1.31.95 They failed me in kindergarten. - Kay Hoskin at Accent 1.31.95 We'll all be in a file pocket! - Melinda Ullrich at Accent 1.31.95 Laughing in the face of superstition. - Krysteria 2.1.95 Excuse me, your forehead's on fire! - Gail Hunt 2.3.95 Pinch your brain stem. - Gail Hunt 2.7.95 Database with an Attitude. - Krysteria at Accent 2.7.95, referring to our work there They only threw in yesterday to confuse us today. - Kay Hoskin 2.7.95 Life is a test...only a test. If it were the real thing, we'd have been given better instructions. - Kay Hoskin 2.7.95 Yesterday is irrelevant. - Krysteria 2.7.95 Sometimes you just gotta be me to get the joke. - Krysteria 2.8.95 We're replaceable parts. - Melinda Ullrich at Accent 2.8.95 There is no extra credit in real life. - Jesse Shaw 2.10.95 This is real life. You don't have to show your work. - Krysteria 2.10.95, regarding the math Romance is a state of mind. - Krysteria 2.12.95 Technology should be perfected before it's inflicted on society. - Melinda Ullrich 2.14.95 Valentine's Day is emotional extortion. - Melinda Ullrich 2.14.95 That name goes down like a shot of tequila. - Krysteria 3.2.95 Inmates here have a lot of fun. - Kay Hoskin 3.2.95 The older I get, the smarter my parents are. - Krysteria & Melinda 3.3.95 The older I get, the less I know about the things I used to be sure of. - Mike Smith at Accent You can get turned around if the streets curve. - Gail Hunt 3.3.95, about Indianapolis Clueless, androgynous and inane. - Krysteria 3.7.95 Poor little thing, we've been bossing her around like she had a mind. - Melinda Ullrich 3.7.95 It's a good thing I'm not in the Army, or I'd be court martialed by now. - Melinda Ullrich at Accent 3.8.95 We made a leap. I guess you didn't come with us. - Gail Hunt at Accent 3.10.95 It's like going to the bank in a Corvette. - Gail Hunt 3.22.95 If you can't laugh at yourself, who's going to laugh at you? - Joy Palmer at Accent 3.24.95 The only good way to make money these days is to throw yourself in front of a car. - Melinda Ullrich 3.28.95 Save the flakes! - Stephanie at Accent 3.29.95 Did you ride the short or long bus to school? - Andrew Vitale at Accent Maybe it's Darrell's pretzels. - Gail Hunt 4.10.95 And the little one on the end fell off. - Benny Nash 4.16.95 That was then. Diana Walters If I were a blowgun, where would I be? - Julie Forey at Accent 4.20.95 Don't litter my world! - Erick Trueblood at Accent 4.21.95 I solved it, but I forgot it. - Kay Hoskin 4.26.95 Maybe my sincerity is founded in sarcasm. - Krysteria 5.12.95 I'm a history major. I'm allowed to tell old jokes. - Erick Trueblood at Accent 5.9.95 Was the snapping turtle your friend? - Gail Hunt 3.23.95 I'm in hardware school. - Krysteria 2.24.95, life at Accent Marlin Perkins has nothing on you. - Melinda Ullrich 7.21.95 I'm getting buried under blue sticky notes. - Lo Apsley at Accent 7.25.95 Put a little smell between your boobs and life gets beautiful. - Melinda Ullrich 7.26.95 Opinions accepted, but only if I agree with them. - Krysteria 7.28.95 I don't even have enough memory to scratch my butt. - Erick Trueblood at Accent 9.95, referring to his computer Excuse me, I have to go home and dip my tree. - Krysteria 10.5.95 What the damn do I do with this? - Erin Brown 10.5.95 Don't look at me in that tone of voice. - Lucy Duncan at Accent 10.18.95 There's nothing worse than people who smell like food. - Krysteria 11.7.95 This monkey has a deathwish. - Krysteria 12.7.95 Never accept payment when you can accept payback. - Lo Apsley 12.8.95 Don has the biggest drift. - Krysteria 12.19.95, about Don Orban That's just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. - Shelley Norris at Accent 12.19.95, on restructuring at work The thing about Benny is that he's always taken a different elevator to the top than everyone else. - Alvin Nash 12.22.95 Benny, you've got skinny hair. - Jake Walters 12.22.95 How can you live without ketchup? - Jill Martin at Accent 1.5.96 Young is relative. - Amy Foley 12.8.95 I'll teach you to invade my planet. - Lisa England at Accent 2.2.96 That's like going to hell and buying a tee shirt. - Erin Brown 2.7.96 I am a part of all that I have met. - Shelley Norris 2.7.96 Mom, I need to change my underwear. I burped. - Jake Walters 3.95 It's a good movie-time to be a girl. - Tracie Jarvis 1995 Bite me! Politely. - Stephanie French 3.6.95 I'm a psychological loner. - Don Orban 3.8.95 Not a big hair problem in the soup. - Melinda Ullrich 3.1.95 I'm losing the right to my head. - Andy Hammond Everybody has a dead dog story. - Gail Hunt at Accent Takes one to make one. - Gail Hunt 2.13.95, referring to hole saws and cole slaw Don't be sniffing the chicken. - Craig Thurmond at Accent 5.2.96 There's got to be a better way to kill a dog. - Krysteria 5.3.96 Vaporware. - Rob Koontz at Accent 5.10.96 Like a post-it in a twister. - Erin Brown 5.29.96 Your pedestal is wobbly. - Erin Brown 6.7.96 Give me some bread, I want to sop that up. - Erin Brown at Accent 6.28.96 Looking at a city skyline at night is like looking at the stars right here on Earth. - Krysteria 12.95 The wonderbread man at the Crystal Flash isn't that bad either. - Shelley Norris 11.8.96 The 30s are your best years. You've got the experience you gained from your youth while you're still young enough to enjoy it. - Krysteria 12.96 Mom, isn't the must beautiful? - Jake Walters 1996 I am shy. My brother sold my Girl Scout cookies. - Shelley Norris at Accent 2.6.97 Free is good! Unless you have to feed it! - Barb Barrett at Accent 2.24.97 This is a mosey-free zone. - Erin Brown at Accent 2.27.97 There is a fine line between brainstorming and babbling. - Erin Brown 3.13.97 Don't get too attached to any one outcome. - Jerry Mandell at Accent 4.10.97 I've got a short bungee. - Karen Huntzinger 3.4.97 That would be worth the wait in the woods to videotape it. - Diana Walters 4.28.97, in response to dressing a drunk guy up in a dress, putting him in his car on the side of the road and calling the cops Not having a good time is not the point. - Erin Brown 5.23.97 Patience is a virtue, but sometimes it's hard to be that virtuous. - Tami Philpott 6.25.97 I just like to watch the movies in my head. - Scott Tullis at Macmillan Publishing 8.20.97 It's a that guy thing! - Scott Tullis 8.20.97, in response to being asked if its a "guy thing" The art is a spear. - Mindy Kuhn 9.5.97, describing the accent of her astronomy professor. "The earth is a sphere." It's books on a dock. Show me the difference! - Linda Hartley 1.30.98 at Macmillan Publishing He's not even scum. At least pond scum floats. - Krysteria 7.98 Murphy lives on my shoulder. - Bill McWhite 8.98 Once in a while, I like a cookie. - Mary Anne Nash 9.6.98 I gotta draw a naked man for acupuncture points. - Shelley Norris at Macmillan Publishing 10.6.98 I was just an average Russian. - Svetlana Dominguez at Macmillan Publishing 10.30.98 Chevettes, yuk! Dead! - Rob Colver at Chek-Chart 11.18.98 She's afraid to hit enter. - Gloria Nash 3.12.99, about co-worker Knowledge is simply knowing when something is wrong. - Rob Colver at Chek-Chart 6.29.98 Much grass. - Roger Fennema at Chek-Chart 7.22.99, instead of Muchos Gracias All roads lead to Lima. - Lisa Tignor 8.23.99 Beware the parking lot. It has a mind of its own. - Krysteria The world needs sluts. - Lisa Tignor 8.24.99 We came to rock! - Lisa Tignor 9.10.99, on showing up for a rock concert at 64, with rocking chairs I don't really like putting this man in my pocket. - Krysteria 9.10.99 Is that a sculpture or did something break? - Krysteria 9.12.99 Sign the damn banner. I came from Tulsa. - fan to Def Leppard It's a shame you can't rewind your life. - Lisa Tignor 9.12.99 How many retards does it take to make a principal? - Diana Walters 9.23.99 Do they ever shut up on your planet? - Diana Walters 11.10.99 Can I have 14 packs of gum please? - Diana Walters 11.10.99 Just because I have a four bedroom house doesn't mean you can live here til you're 11. - Diana Walters 11.10.99 You're throwing candy to a drowning man. - Lisa Tignor 12.21.99, on the difference between a life saver and a life perserver ...and they dressed 'em up as goats. - Diana Walters 12.24.99 Narrowmindedness is cool! - Benny Nash 12.24.99 Was that a bomb threat I just heard? - Diana Walters 12.24.99 Hey, you wanna listen to my toe? - Jake Walters 12.24.99 Been there, done that, had to throw the boots away. - Diana Walters 12.31.99 You don't do spicy like I do spicy. - Diana Walters 12.31.99 Cinemax is famous for cheap porn. - Lisa Tignor 3.11.00 You're like furniture to me. You're just always there. - Lisa Tignor 1.20.00 When I call you a groupie, I mean it in the best possible way. - Alex in accounting at National Travel 3.29.00 I'm feeling sick and naked. - Mike Thaxton 3.31.00 There's always going to be thingage in my life. - Emily Perkins at IDG Books 4.4.00 Yes, there is a difference between comical and clinical. - Krysteria 4.7.00, defining two types of "funny" Premeditated horseshit. - Shawn Aylesworth at IDG Books 6.15.00 on office politics Glam isn't dead. it just isn't as pretty. - Stu at National Travel 7.14.00 I've always thought of sex as real estate. You don't sleep with someone who's going to lower your property value. - Lisa Tignor 8.13.00 I'm pondering the mucous in my nose. - Lisa Tignor 8.14.00 Send us your horny women. - Tim Nash, yelling at kids at a religious school I don't think there are literary asphyxiation laws. - Lisa Tignor 11.10.00 I wish I could snap my fingers and make your troubles go away. I can clap my hands and make the lights go on, but that's probably not real helpful. - Krysteria Neurotics build castles in the clouds. Psychotics live in them. - Lisa Tignor 2.5.01 You can't grovel and get respect at the same time. - Lisa Tignor 2.28.01 Go to the fourth buoy and take a left. - Diana Walters 3.3.01 Man, his head just fell off. - Jake Walters 3.3.01 I AM the light! - Eddie Rivera 3.25.01 Subtle doesn't work when you have to translate. - Lisa Tignor 3.30.01 I'd have to sit and eat wobbly carrots forever. - Judy Rode 4.4.01 It's ALL cool! - Tommy Policano 4.26.01 The appearance of ditz. - Tommy Policano 5.1.01 You weren't here when I told you earlier. - Lisa's coworker 5.2.01 There are so many words. - Ed Johns, on his lines in the screenplay to Losing the Innocent You totally cut me off. - Elizabeth Miles, on her lines in Losing the Innocent being stepped over by Ed I think my heart is a hotel and certain rooms are occupied for life. - Lisa Tignor 5.24.01 Put horseradish in his hair and pull his ponytail. - Lisa Tignor, in a dream 5.25.01 Yes, my subconcious is quite witty. - Lisa Tignor 5.25.01 Napping is the key to prosperity. - Trevor Hawkins 5.26.01 You can write drunk, but you have to edit sober. - paraphrased by Mary Ellen Stephenson 6.1.01 (originally asked of her professor Charles Kerlin, Ph.D.) It's like a big, juicy hamhock. - Lisa Tignor 6.1.01 referring to Jaromir Jagr's ass Love is a reward for good behavior. - Lisa Tignor 7.8.01 in a dream You have to leave your island. - Agnes Sheffey in an interview with Jaime Munoz Wait! Maybe that old man smell is YOU. - Lisa Tignor to PJ 7.18.01 I wish the whole world typed like you. - Lisa Tignor 9.24.01 I don't do wacky! - Chris Rotz from Director class 10.3.01 I might as well just laugh now. - Lisa Tignor 10.3.01 As wacky as you wanna be. - Chris Rotz from Director class 10.10.01 Animals are God's functional art. - Lisa Tignor 10.19.01 I'm peripherally cursed. - Chris Burke 10.15.01 Get your book out, I'm over here. - Diana Walters 11.18.01 telling me to get out the quote book coz she'd arrived She can bring dead leaves back to life. - Diana Walters 11.18.01 about Mom and her way with plants Quotes similar to jokes. - Jake Walters 11.18.01 Bad for my social life, good for my sinuses. - Lisa Tignor 12.7.01 about going to bars I'm not paying $15 to see a fully clothed man. - Lisa Tignor 12.7.01 on paying a cover charge to see hockey player Robert Lang I tried to read that book I checked out of the library. My snoring woke me up. - Lisa Tignor 12.12.01 You can wear this on your leg, dear. - Sandy Chase Nash 12.22.01 If he's got to go, he wears his boots. - Diana Walters 12.22.01 You know, I can make a penguin out of an eggplant. - Sandy Chase Nash 12.22.01 I'm here, but I don't know where the hell I am. - Jillisa Fuller 2.5.02 Mom effects content. - Dennis Woytek 2.18.02 on multimedia content It's my own little protest. Let me have it. - Dennis Woytek 2.18.02 Do you have another house up here? - Jake Walters 3.2.02 Ask me about confusion. - Arpita Phatak 4.23.02 You know I don't do babies. - Lisa Tignor 7.16.02 Pet hair is the fifth food group around here. - Chris Burke 8.21.02 I can pre-edit myself and avoid much of the idiocy of real-life. - Chris Burke 8.21.02 on email vs. conversing in person Let there be steaks. - Diana Walters 11.28.02 Little creatures really don't do it for me. - Becky Cobb 1.9.03 Too many people, not enough lanes. - Lisa Tignor 2.10.03 about South Charleston WV traffic I really need to learn to google better. - eRIK, list "mom" of the Rainbow Readers mailing list 3.25.03 Being a celebrity (even a minor one) should improve one's manners. - author Meghan Brunner from the Rainbow Readership mailing list, 3.29.03, author of From the Ashes I need to get myself back to writing because the stories in my head get loud sometimes. - eRIK, list "mom" of the Rainbow Readers mailing list 4.10.03 You can't beat geeks in love. - Finder from the Rainbow Readers mailing list I feel so famous, having quotes on your site! - Chris Burke 04.14.03 Cats are static cling. - Chris Burke 04.14.03 My hate is the white heat of a thousand suns. - Chris Burke 04.14.03 Little furry sausages of love. - Chris Burke 04.14.03 referring to labrador puppies I've been thinking I'd like to see Eugen again. If only to close my eyes and imagine he's someone way cooler. - Lisa Tignor on 8.17.03 about an ex-boyfriend That's what's gonna cause me to have a 3-eyed baby that is his own nightlite. - Lisa Tignor on 8.17.03, about the high-powered, buzzing electrical line that runs across her family's backyard Zomming = Way sleepy but moving way fast anyway. - a typo by Lisa Tignor online 9.2.03. We turned the typo into a new word. There's nobody in this town worth looking over your shoulder at, let alone stalking. - Lisa Tignor 9.3.03 I auto-edit in my head. - Chris Burke 9.3.03 on typing an Instant Message I learned a lot about my stethoscope I didn't know. - Diana Walters 9.4.03 I don't even like feet. - Diana Walters 9.4.03 Sometimes brooding. Usually pensive. Always mumbling. - Chris Burke 9.8.03 on Viggo Mortensen You've gotta be smarter than the purse. - Lisa Tignor, 9.13.03 I hope it isn't strep. Last time you had that was the sickest *I* ever got. - Lisa Tignor on 9.17.03 about me being sick I'm all about extremes! - Lisa Tignor 9.17.03 Have you plugged your grease in? - Alvin Nash (Dad) 11.8.03 I'm old enough to be my boss' daughter. - Gloria Nash (Mom) 11.8.03 I'm so cultured, I ordered Beaujolais because I heard Bugs Bunny say it once. - Lisa Tignor 1.10.04 Any port wine in a storm. - Lisa Tignor 1.10.04 The hangup isn't the language, its the poetry. - Lisa Tignor 1.10.04 So many catchy phrases, so little pre-shrunk cotton. - Chris Burke 1.11.04 Bland like a boiled pop tart. - Chris Burke 1.11.04 I can't keep up with the poop. - Diana Walters 5.20.04 It's not every day you go to someone's house and get shot with marshmallows. - Diana Walters 5.20.04 It's boring yawning by yourself. - Diana Walters 5.20.04 Fillet is the antidote to anger. - Becky Cobb 5.22.04 I'd rather be a positive charge. - Brian Bilter 6.6.04 I'm plastic-wrap impaired. - Josh Walters 6.7.04 I'm a vile little man. - Brian Bilter 6.8.04 Crooked, like me. - Brian Bilter 6.8.04 Thanks for the cyst. - Diana Walters 6.8.04 Who's got the mallet? - Jake Walters 6.13.04 It if isn't the Nash Way, it isn't the right way. - Barbara Nash 6.20.04 Raised on Gravy. - Mom 9.4.04 There's a lot of places not here. - Josh Walters 10.24.04 I DO have a funny cold-fusion coding story for you. - Lisa Tignor 4.8.05 I'll be your dummy. - to Diana Walters by Mrs. Grace Bradshaw, her first real patient It wasn't a hair up her ass, it was a damn telephone pole. - Diana Walters 6.6.05 about a co-worker I love my squeegee. - Diana Walters 11.24.05 I remember the spinning door. - me 6.28.05 You never know where an inside joke will come from. - me 10.25.06 Get 'em a baked potato and send them on their way. - Tina Hostetter 8.24.07 My man eats prison food. - Tina Hostetter 1.10.08 She's a bitch. Remember the shirt. - Diana Walters 6.10.08 Ya'll welcome. - Diana Walters 6.10.08 It's never just a bank robbery. - me 7.9.08
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